Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
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He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
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so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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