I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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