so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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