Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
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I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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