Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
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Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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