You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
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... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
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I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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