she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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