You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
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Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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