come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
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I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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