Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
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who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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