He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
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