I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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