covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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