I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
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I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
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btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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