i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
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It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
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I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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