Duck Duck Cougar?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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