So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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