why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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