wat bout pragnant strippers??
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
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