spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
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