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made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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