whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
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He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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