I just made out with a guy for $7.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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