Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
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Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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