Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
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Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
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I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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