What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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