You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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