He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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