if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
there is puke in my bra ... again
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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