I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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