he shaved USA in his pubs
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
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I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
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It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize