I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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