Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
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I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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