is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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