But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Even my vagina gasped.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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