She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Small penises have feelings too.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
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it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
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She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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