I want to stick my p in your. b.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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