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I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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