STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
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A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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