Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
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How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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