Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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