Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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