operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
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Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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