before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
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I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
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So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude