in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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