And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
