Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
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Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
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You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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