You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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