I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
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Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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