This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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