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(502): View more from Kentucky

Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off

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(203): View more from Connecticut

We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?

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(856): View more from New Jersey

i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina

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(214): View more from Texas

Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.

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(818): View more from California

Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment

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(408): View more from California

By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia

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