Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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