We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
No subtext here. People are naked.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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